Work experience

 

Diamond Heist

1992

 

Spent most of it arguing in a warehouse. 

 

Capture the Commissioner!

1993

 

Posed as a journalist. Fact: glasses are invaluable supervillain gadgets. Anything you can think of? You can build it into a pair of glasses.

 

Project: Doomsday Device

2002

 

Collaborated with Jack Attack, who insisted on painting it bright yellow. 

 

Plan: Hypnotize New York City!

2003

 

Programmed televisions and radios to emit special frequencies of the diabolical and hypnotizing variety! People cheerfully turned in their hard-earned money. Since hypnosis is rarely effective if the subject doesn't want to comply, I assume that people are beginning to grow sick of this capitalist nightmare we find ourselves trapped in. 

 

Scavenger Hunt Across NYC

2012

 

Distracted the local capes while Jack Attack snuck in to steal information from their various hideouts. Reviews decried it as "riddled with maddening puns" and "having too much to do with 8th-century Anglo-Saxon poetry."

 

Scooby-Doo Hoax

2013

 

Do people really fall for villains dressed as classic monsters? We investigated this question in the name of science, donning the outfit of a 1960s extraterrestrial in our search of the truth. It turns out that people are really eager to believe in UFOs come to relieve them of their earthly woes. 

Languages

 

• Common

 

Also

 

• Goblin

• Klingon

• Infernal

• Abyssal

• Dothraki

• Draconic