Aripiprazole

IC Aripiprazole. Take one tablet by mouth every day. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating a vehicle, vessel or machine. May cause dizziness. May cause blured vision. This is a GREEN, OBLONG-shaped TABLET imprinted with TV on the front and 7613 on the back.

So what I can gather from its packaging and the long conversation with my psychiatrist, Aripiprazole, also known as Abilify, is an atypical antipsychotic medication intended to give me the power of television.

Imagine the Scarlet Spectre vested with the power of television. She would become knowledgeable in pop culture trivia spanning the twentieth and twenty-first centuries. Her voice would gain the accent of Mid-Atlantic English and the cadence of the infomercial queen. She would intuitively understand how to activate the subtitles on each machine she encountered. She would become ... SCARLET SPECTRE ULTRA.

It's my excuse to expand my superpowered alter ego to six syllables. But, I mean, six syllables. That's a lovely number. Who could pass up that number?

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